You would think that the Shark would be able to tear a seal to shreds.
The Nats spanked the Pirates on Wednesday because they somehow managed to keep down Andrew McCutchen. This was partially because of Gio Gonzalez, but more likely because Bo Porter tranquilized McCutchen during batting practice. Sadly, they were unable to do the same thing last night, and McCutchen took advantage, hitting two home runs and robbing The Stag of at least a double in the Nats 5-3 loss.
The Shark needs to step up and do his duty the next time the teams face off...
I went to the game with Masha (AKA the Bond Shark) and two new Shark fans, my friend Jake and my roommate Mick. They look pretty good in Shark hats (Note: Mick doesn't usually look as frighteningly sullen most of the time)...
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