Monday, April 9, 2012

Shark attacks NYC

Fresh off winning 2 of 3 games in Chicago, the Shark is in New York City ready to continue his 2012 feast.  Fortunately for the Nats, I was recently at Citi Field, and although I did not report about it earlier, I did sneak in 6 gallons worth of whale blood into the stadium.  I carefully spread the blood all over the Mets dugout and bullpen.  Amazingly, I was not seen by anyone in the stadium.

The hope is that the Mets would get the blood on their uniforms, leading to this:

I am not sure why his shirt looks koolaid pink.

More to come.

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