Sunday, March 25, 2012

Shark Hits the Fan (not literally)

To those of you here because you think that this is a post about Roger Bernadina punching Tyler in the face, I'm afraid I have to disappoint you...

The Nationals snapped an 11 games winless streak today, beating the New York Mets 12-0. Stephen Strasburg pitched a gem for the Nats and several players contributed to the blowout. None, however, contributed more than the Shark. Bernadina went 3 for 3 with a home run and 4 RBIs. This blasted his average up to .250, which looks golden next to Brett Carroll's own .227 average. When asked about the big game, Davey Johnson put his hand on his head, making a fin and said, "this game belonged to the Shark." The Shark couldn't be reached for questioning as he was already on his traditional post-game lap around the Earth's oceans.

It appears that the strange "toe issue" that was bothering Bernadina is a thing of the past. A couple more games like this will surely secure the spot for Bernadina on the Nats roster. We're definitely rooting for you here at Sharkadina (as if we have a headquarters where we write this crap). 11 days until opening.

In similar news:

Bill Ladson reports, "Nationals happy to end winless streak." Truly shocking, Bill...

More to come.

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