Good News: Roger "The Shark" Bernadina broke the 1-1 tie today on the way to the 3-1 Nationals victory over the Astros. (By that, I do mean that he was on base when Mako Morse hit a 2 run home run, which plated Bernadina as the 2nd run of the game and therefore the winning run).
Bad News: According to Twitter, the CF race is now between just Ankiel and Morgan. (WTF!??! This would put a serious damper on watching him play on Opening Day...)
Good News: Companies have been flocking to Bernadina seeking his endorsement of their products. The Shark is very selective, so he only endorses some while devouring the rest. Here are some of the survivors:
The Shark is a huge proponent of safe head gear, whether it's in the batter's box, on a motorcycle, or if you're a mid-19th Century underwater explorer.
especially when feasting on fish for the nth time...)! That's why Bernadina approves of this hot sauce, made from volcanic ash and Hades' right arm.
Sharks needs pressed and tidy clothes too.
A tip for the wise: When shopping (NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE BUYING), always look for the Shark Seal of Approval.
More to come.