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Shark explosion! Roger Bernadina went nuts yesterday! Leading off and playing in center field, the Shark went 2 for 4 with a three run home run! (Coincidentally, the game was vs the Florida Marlins) Additionally, the home run was off Josh Johnson, who led the National League in ERA last year, so shove that (Shark flavored) apple in your mouth and chomp down. Bernadina came out to play/prey.
In a 20 million year old comparison, Bernadina is a Megalodon, and the competition are whales. Megalodon destroys them.
Here's another bite of (Shark flavored) apple: Nationals Inquisition found out yesterday that Roger Bernadina will sign his name as 'The Shark' if asked and... they have photographic proof.
Finally, one more (Shark flavored) apple related tidbit: Roger, if you have an iPhone or iPod touch, you need one of these....
More to come.