Saturday, March 5, 2011

One B.A. Shark

Despite the Shark's absence from the lineup, the Washington Nationals won their spring training game today.  For those of you who are interested, during the 10-8 slugfest victory over the Yankees, the Shark's outfield competition (Mako Morse and Jerry Hairston) went a combined 3 for 8, with 3 Runs and 2 RBIs.  Decent numbers, indeed, however, these things don't scare Roger Bernadina.  Because he didn't play, I can assume he was doing something far more badass...

Such as...
Tearing down Camden Yards
Chasing down Bryce Harper's home runs
Walking away from explosions
Refusing to forgive Alfonso Soriano for signing with the Cubs
Leaving craters in the sand
Whatever he was doing, he was likely doing it in the most badass way possible.  Hopefully he will play tomorrow...

More to come.

1 comment:

  1. If you Google search Badass shark, there is an image of batman fighting a shark underwater with a lightsaber