Wednesday, February 9, 2011

A Call To All Roger Bernadina Fans

By this time, we all know about Roger "The Shark" Bernadina. The problem is that we (the readers of this blog, which might just be 1 person) are not enough. 'We' need to get 'them'(the rest of the world) to know all about the shark as well. How do we do this? Simple, jump on every opportunity to promote the shark. Nats games are fun and a relatively cheap form of entertainment during the summer. Whenever you go to a game, wear some kind of shark related apparel or accessory. This can be as small as a shark temporary tattoo or as large as a full body shark suit that is so impossible to move in that someone has to push you around in a wheelchair as you slowly pass out from heat exhaustion. We all need to do what we can to get Bernadina national recognition.

To quote a famous top-hatted and bearded fellow, "Four score and seven years ago..."
Wrong fellow, "[The Shark] Needs You!"

Lets make this year, "The Intimidating Time Period of the Carnivorous Fish/Nationals Baseball Player" or maybe something more simple.

More to come.

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